(Source: tkkatherineblog, via loyal-married-to-a-dead-guy-slut)
(Source: sccreen, via justindoorplants)
HE OR SHE IS JUST A BIG KITTY HI BB
I literally can’t figure out what this means.
i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me
Doctor: you have the flu
Me cocking my gun: like hell I do
(Source: jeffbezosdivorcelawyer, via kingkilling-and-stormlight)
What type of Pokémon is this?
(Source: instagram.com, via bi-until-theday-idie)
hmm, not sure if i’m nerdy enough to larp
you larp as a grandpa every day
never a truer statement
(Source: kleptomaan, via bi-until-theday-idie)
Did you know that they say that Mimikyu is so scary underneath it’s disguise that it’s appearance alone will kill anyone who sees it.
Well, I have a theory about what it might look like underneath it’s disguise
all I can hope for is that since making this post you’ve caught a glimpse of it and have perished knowing you are wrong
(via carry-on-my-wayward-nun)
Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?
Because you a snack
(via thisboythatgirl)
